Bluey's Plumbing
Plumbing
Four steps. You do almost none of it, and nothing goes live until you say so.
(20 mins)
It is a chat, not a pitch. Tell us what you do, which towns you work in and what you want the phone to do. No forms, no brief to fill in. If we do not think a new website is worth your money, we will tell you on that call.
(about 2 weeks)
There is no setup fee. We write the words, build the site and put your real photos in it. The search work goes in while we build, not bolted on after. We chase you for the photos and the details, because that is what holds a build up. You write nothing.
(an hour of your time)
You see the whole thing on a private link before anyone else can. Happy with it? It goes live, and that is the day billing starts. Not happy? Tell us what is wrong and we change it. Nothing goes in front of your customers until you say so.
(from then on)
Google can find it. Enquiries land on your mobile as texts, missed calls get a text back, and finished jobs get a review request. From there it is your work that wins the job, same as it always was.
That is the lot. If we need more from you than that, we have not done our job.
Built for someone on a phone, outside, in the sun. Not for someone sitting at a desk. Tappable phone number at the top of every page.
No page builders. No bloated themes. Code that loads fast, because a slow site on a phone is a site people leave.
Your photos, your words, your business. Not stock images and placeholder copy. Real content is what makes local search work.
A page for each town you actually work in, and the code underneath that tells Google where you are and what you do.
The questions your customers actually ask, answered plainly on the page. That is what the AI tools can use, and it is what people read.
The domain goes in your name from the start, and there is no contract. If you ever leave, the domain goes with you. No hostage situation.
Nobody honest promises you number one on Google. Anyone who does is either lying to you or setting you up to pay for things that do not work.
What we promise is the work. A site that is built correctly, words written for both people and search engines, a Google listing set up properly, and a structure the AI tools can read.
That is what gives you the best chance. It is all anyone can honestly give you.
What is not in the box
$415 a month. Or $4,995 for the year, and the yearly plan comes with 12 extra weeks free. That one price covers the website, the hosting, local SEO, lead follow-up, missed call text back, the review funnel and the follow-up campaigns. There is no setup fee and no contract, and you pay nothing until your site is live. The one thing on top is usage, charged as you go with no cap: roughly 16 cents for a text you send, a few cents a minute for calls, and about $20 a month for your business phone number. It is a subscription, not a purchase: stop paying and the site comes down.
Usually a couple of weeks once we have your photos and your details. The hold-up is almost always photos. Have good ones ready and it goes quicker.
No. You talk, we write. Then you read it back and tell us where we got your trade wrong, because we will have got something wrong.
We will look at it and tell you straight whether it needs replacing or just needs fixing. If it just needs fixing, we will say so. We are not going to sell you a new one you do not need.
We do not know, and neither does anyone who tells you they do. Google decides that, and it weighs up things nobody controls, like how long you have been going and what people say about you. What we control is your side of the fence: the site is built right, it is fast, your listing is correct, and the answers people search for are actually on your page. That is the work. The rest is earned.
Some of it is real and a lot of it is being oversold. What is real: some people have stopped scrolling search results and just ask an AI who to call. What is rubbish: anyone selling you "AI optimisation" as a separate product on a monthly fee. Google’s own advice says there is no separate AI thing to buy, and to be wary of anyone selling it. So we do not sell it. We write your site in plain, straight answers, which is what those tools can actually use, and it costs you nothing extra.
The domain goes in your name from the start, so that is yours whatever happens. The website itself is part of the subscription: while you are with us we host it, run it and look after it. There is no contract, so you can leave whenever you like. When you do, the site comes down and the domain goes with you. Better you hear that now than find it out later.
Ring or text the same number. Your phone number, hours and email live in one spot, so those are a two minute job. Anything bigger, we tell you what it costs before we touch it.
Mostly, but not only. If you are a small business and people find you by searching, we can probably help. If people find you by walking past your front door, a website matters less, and we would rather tell you that than take your money.
An Australian business based in Albury. One number, and it gets answered: Sam, our AI receptionist, picks up and puts you through to the team that builds and looks after your site. No offshore call centre, no account managers, and you never have to explain yourself twice.
Anywhere in Australia. We are based in Albury, but where you are does not change the price or the service. The work happens over the phone and email, and plenty of our clients we have never stood in the same room with. What matters is the town your customers are searching from, not the one we are in.
Twenty minutes on the phone. Worst case, you get some free advice and we never hear from you again.
Ring Us: 0495 096 356Or send a message if talking is not your thing.
Real local businesses. Their actual website on the left, what we built on the right.
We built every "after" off our own bat to prove a point. Nobody asked and nobody paid.