Bluey's Plumbing
Plumbing
Websites That Get Tradies & Small Businesses Found
Cut the bullsh*t. A website is not magic, and no agency (us included) has a secret button that fills your calendar. What we build gets you found on Google, makes it dead easy to ring you, and texts you every lead. The good work is still your job.
- $415
- a month, plus your texts and calls
- $0
- setup fee
- Zero
- lock-in contracts
Roo Ted. Site foreman.
Talk is cheap.
Here's the work.
Real local businesses. Their actual website on the left, what we built on the right.
Custom Kitchens Wangaratta
Kitchens
DFN Mechanical
Automotive
Ellison Painting
Painting
Grow Dig Build
Landscaping
Matthew Graham Plumbing
Plumbing
McDonald Automotive
Automotive
Mobile Mechanics in Motion
Automotive
Murray River Cabinets
Joinery
My Roof Restoration
Roofing
Ploughman's
Hospitality
Toby McLean Painting
Painting
Troy Hill Fencing
Fencing
TW Tiling & Waterproofing
Tiling
Wodonga Painting
Painting
Alpine Auto Repairs
Automotive
We built every "after" off our own bat to prove a point. Nobody asked and nobody paid.
Five things that get you more work
None of them need a marketing degree
Functional Website
A website that turns an enquiry into a text on your phone. Not an email you find on Sunday night.
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Actually Get Found Online
Your name, your trade and your town, where Google can see them. It is step one, and plenty of websites skip it.
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Looks Like Your Work
Your photos and your words. Not a template with your logo dropped in the corner.
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Built For A Phone In The Sun
Your customers are on their mobiles, usually outside. It loads fast on two bars and your number dials when they tap it.
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Every Lead Texted To You
Their name, their number and what they need. They hear back inside a minute, day or night.
See The Work
All five are in the one plan: $415 a month.
5-Star Review Funnel
"Yeah mate, I'll leave you a review." They won't. They will forget. So we ask for you, after every job.
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Asked After Every Job
A review request goes out two hours after you finish, while they are still happy with the work.
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Nobody Has To Remember
Not you, not the apprentice, not the customer. It just happens.
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Replies Drafted For You
Good reviews can be answered automatically. Bad ones wait for you to have a look first.
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No Dodgy Filtering
We ask every customer, not just the happy ones. Hiding the grumpy ones breaks Google's rules, and good work gets good reviews anyway.
See Pricing
Included in the $415 plan.
Missed Call Text Back
You are on the tools and the phone rings out. Thirty seconds later they have a text from you, and the next bloke on Google never gets the call.
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A Text Back In 30 Seconds
They ring, you miss it, and they get a text before they have found another number.
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The Conversation Keeps Going
They reply, and it carries on by text with their details in front of you.
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Works While You Sleep
After hours, weekends, sick days. Same as any other day.
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Looks Like You Give A Stuff
A missed call with no reply says you are too busy for them. A text back says the opposite.
See Pricing
Included in the $415 plan.
Done-For-You Marketing Campaigns
Chased quotes and repeat customers are the cheapest work you will ever win. You just never get round to it. Now you do not have to.
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Done For You
We set it up and tune it every month. Want something changed? Tell us in plain English.
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Quotes That Chase Themselves
A polite text at day 3, day 7 and day 14. You meant to. Now it happens.
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Past Customers Come Back
A text when their next service is due, booked in before your competitor thinks of them.
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One Inbox For The Replies
Every answer comes back to the same place, so nothing goes missing down the back of the ute seat.
See Pricing
Included in the $415 plan.
Local SEO
"Number one on Google by Friday!" Nah. SEO takes time, and anyone who tells you otherwise is having a lend of you. Here is what we actually do.
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Google Listing Done Properly
Set up right on day one. It takes about ten minutes of your time.
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A Page For Every Town You Work In
People search for the town they are standing in, not the one on your ABN.
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Leads Nobody Clips The Ticket On
Someone searches your trade in your town and rings you. No lead seller charging you for a bloke who never picks up.
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Built In, Not Bolted On
The search work is part of the build. Nobody rings you in six months to sell it as an extra.
How It Works
Included in the $415 plan. No extra bill.
Built for all these trades and more...
How this goes. It's not complicated.
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You Ring Us
(20 mins)It's a chat, not a pitch. Tell us what you do and which towns you work in. If a new website isn't what you need, we will say so on the call. Awkward for us, handy for you.
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We Build It
(about 2 weeks)No setup fee. We write it, we build it, and we chase you for photos, because photos are what hold every build up. You write nothing.
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You Have A Look
(then it's live)You see it on a private link first. Happy? It goes live, and that is when billing starts. Not happy? Tell us what's wrong and we fix it.
Why we're different.
(Yes, everyone says that.)
No Bullsh*t
We tell you what we will do, what it costs and what we cannot promise. Then we do it. That is the whole sales pitch.
Price On The Page
$415 a month. Written right here so you do not have to sit through a sales call to find out.
No Porkies About Google
Nobody can promise you number one. We do the work that earns it and we say so up front.
You Write Nothing
No forms, no brief, no homework. Twenty minutes on the phone and some photos off your camera roll.
No Contracts
Month to month. If we are not earning our keep, leave. The domain is in your name, so it goes with you.
Same Number In Two Years
When something needs changing you ring the number you rang the first time. No ticket queue, no offshore call centre, no starting again from scratch.
The whole price list.
Yes, that's all of it.
MOST POPULAR
Small Biz Advanced
$415 /mo
Or $4,995 a year, with 12 extra weeks free.
- Functional Website
- Automated Lead Follow-Up
- Missed Call Text Back
- 5-Star Review Funnel
- Done-For-You Marketing Campaigns
- Local SEO
No setup fee. No contract. Texts and calls are charged as you use them. Cancel and the site comes down.
Straight talk
From the blog
Article 5 August 2026
Copy your Google listing to Bing. Free. Half an hour.
ChatGPT reads Bing, not Google. Most local businesses have never set up a Bing listing. Here is how to fix that before your competitors do.
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Article 3 August 2026
Why I publish my price
Most web designers do not put their price on the website. I do. Here is the reason, and what it means for you.
3 min read
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Article 2 August 2026
The missed call is the lead you already had
Every missed call is a person who found you, was ready to hire you, and went to someone else. The fix is not complicated.
3 min read
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Article 1 August 2026
Why your trade website isn't getting you jobs
Most trade websites fail at the same point. Not at being found. At doing anything useful after someone lands on them.
4 min read
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Questions we get asked a lot
How much is it?
$415 a month. Or $4,995 for the year, and the yearly plan comes with 12 extra weeks free. That one price covers the website, the hosting, local SEO, lead follow-up, missed call text back, the review funnel and the follow-up campaigns. There is no setup fee and no contract, and you pay nothing until your site is live. The one thing on top is usage, charged as you go with no cap: roughly 16 cents for a text you send, a few cents a minute for calls, and about $20 a month for your business phone number. It is a subscription, not a purchase: stop paying and the site comes down.
How long does it take?
Usually a couple of weeks once we have your photos and your details. The hold-up is almost always photos. Have good ones ready and it goes quicker.
Do I have to write anything?
No. You talk, we write. Then you read it back and tell us where we got your trade wrong, because we will have got something wrong.
Will I be number one on Google?
We do not know, and neither does anyone who tells you they do. Google decides that, and it weighs up things nobody controls, like how long you have been going and what people say about you. What we control is your side of the fence: the site is built right, it is fast, your listing is correct, and the answers people search for are actually on your page. That is the work. The rest is earned.
Who owns the website?
The domain goes in your name from the start, so that is yours whatever happens. The website itself is part of the subscription: while you are with us we host it, run it and look after it. There is no contract, so you can leave whenever you like. When you do, the site comes down and the domain goes with you. Better you hear that now than find it out later.
More where those came from on How it works.
Want to have a yarn?
Twenty minutes on the phone. Worst case, you get some free advice and we never hear from you again.
Ring Us: 0495 096 356Or send a message if talking is not your thing.
